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英联国际英语小笑话为你生活增添笑料也为英语增添色彩

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       Count to one Hundred Before You Speak

  In class,the teacher,with his back leaning against the stove,
  said to the students,
  “Before you speak,you should think and count to at least 50,and for important matters to 100.”
  No sooner had the teacher stopped talking than the students began to count.
  at last all the students shouted together,“1…98,99,100.teacher,your clothes are on fire.”

 

  数到一百再说

  课堂上,老师背靠火炉站着,
  对学生们说:“说话前要三思,起码数到50,重要的事情要数到一百。”
  老师的话音刚落,学生立刻从“1”开始数起来。
  最后一起喊:“98,99,100!老师,您的衣服着火了。”

 

  Exchange the Tortoise for the Wolf

  Teacher:Some students are becoming arrogant.
  Do you remember the story about race between the hare and the tortoise?
  Now,Xiaoming,will you please tell us why the hare was defeated by the tortoise?
  Xiaoming:Because the hare fell asleep.
  Teacher:Absolutely right!What should we do so that the hare won't fall asleep?
  Xiaoming:Exchange the tortoise for the wolf.

 

  把乌龟换成狼

  老师:有些同学开始骄傲了,大家还记得龟兔赛跑的故事吗。
  小明,你说说看,兔子为什么输给乌龟?
  小明:因为它睡觉了。
  老师:对极了!我们应该怎么做才能让兔子不睡觉呢?
  小明:把乌龟换成狼!


  Where the Declaration of Independence was signed?

  Teacher:“Who knows where the Declaration of In dependence was signed?”
  Student:“I know,I know.At the bottom of the page.”

  《独立宣言》是在哪儿签字的?

  老师:“谁知道《独立宣言》在哪儿签字的?”

        学生:“我知道,我知道。是在那页纸的底部。”

 

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